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Aug 27, 2005, 06:18 PM // 18:18
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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Father Ted is brilliant.
Here're some "rough" quotes: Father Ted: "(I don't understand what all the fuss is about.) ... If there are 10 million Catholic priests in the world and 5% of them are pedophiles - that's only 500,000 pedophiles." ----------------------- Father Ted: I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker. Pat Mustard: Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I'm a very careful man, Father. A very careful man! Father Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom. Pat Mustard: Ah, w-... you certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you? Father Ted: Yes, I... well... if you're going to be... of course you will... JUST FECK OFF! ----------------------- Oddly enough some of it's biggest fans are Irish Catholic or Roman Catholic.... and I'm one of them. |
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